Tuesday October 21st
6:06PM
Dear Diary,
Many rumors thrown around that opponent is actually Messiah returned to earth in second coming (encouraged by Barack himself, no doubt) Little does Senator Bill-Ayers-BFF realize he is a False Messiah; as Jesus himself predicted, "false Christs and false prophets will arise and will show great signs and wonders, so as to mislead, if possible, even the elect” (Matthew 24:24)
Also little does democratic ticket know I was careful not only to seek out TRUE messiah, but to include her on my ticket…
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