Ancient history, my friend.

By beatriz on 11/21/08 2:39pm
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Friday November 21st

5:02PM

Dear Diary,



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If phase 1 is denial, what phase is the blame game?

By beatriz on 11/6/08 2:35pm
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Thursday November 6th

9:15AM

Dear Diary,

Top Reasons We Lost Election (As Was Obviously Completely and Totally Not My Fault)

By John S. McCain

1)

Liberal Media You-Tube-Sensation Elite; in particular, I blame Obama girl and the Hey Sarah Palin guys.



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WTF America?!

By beatriz on 11/5/08 2:35pm
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Twas the night before the election, and the campaign's almost done; y'all better vote GOP tomorrow, cause Sarah's got a gun

By beatriz on 11/3/08 2:29pm
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Monday November 3rd

8:20PM

Dear Diary,



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my only showbiz connections are Jon Voight and Heidi from 'The Hills'

By beatriz on 11/1/08 1:26pm
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Saturday November 1st

11:58PM

Dear Diary,



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The maverick out-mavericked

By beatriz on 10/28/08 1:23pm
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Tuesday October 28th

3:31PM

Dear Diary,



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Attack of the average Joes

By beatriz on 10/24/08 1:18pm
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Friday October 24th

1:31PM

Dear Diary,



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Jesus H. Christ wasn’t Jesus HUSSEIN Christ

By beatriz on 10/21/08 1:18pm
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Tuesday October 21st

6:06PM

Dear Diary,

Many rumors thrown around that opponent is actually Messiah returned to earth in second coming (encouraged by Barack himself, no doubt) Little does Senator Bill-Ayers-BFF realize he is a False Messiah; as Jesus himself predicted, "false Christs and false prophets will arise and will show great signs and wonders, so as to mislead, if possible, even the elect” (Matthew 24:24)

Also little does democratic ticket know I was careful not only to seek out TRUE messiah, but to include her on my ticket…



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Don’t worry, Tina—WHEN I become president, I’ll gladly send you to Mars (you too, Colin)

By beatriz on 10/19/08 1:09pm
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October 19th, 2008

1:43 PM

Dear Diary,

As not a debate night, was unable to force self to stay up late enough to see Governor Palin on Saturday Night Live. Luckily (or unluckily) Daughter Meghan said nearly every website on internets posted video, and was able to pull one up for me this morning.



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Dear Dave: I didn't have to show up at all, you little jerk

By beatriz on 10/17/08 1:05pm
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Friday October 17th

8:25PM

Dear Diary,

Forced by Rick to appear on Late Night with Letterman and apologize for skipping previously scheduled appearance, as absence somehow presented "deep insult" to public. It seems skipping Letterman of more consequence to American People than solving financial crisis, or zipping over to Miss Alaska Governor Palin’s interview with Katie couric to give Sarah new cue cards before she destroyed campaign altogether.



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