Steer Clear of Queers
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When it is light outside, anyway.
If phase 1 is denial, what phase is the blame game?
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Thursday November 6th
9:15AM
Dear Diary,
Top Reasons We Lost Election (As Was Obviously Completely and Totally Not My Fault)
By John S. McCain
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Liberal Media You-Tube-Sensation Elite; in particular, I blame Obama girl and the Hey Sarah Palin guys.
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Twas the night before the election, and the campaign's almost done; y'all better vote GOP tomorrow, cause Sarah's got a gun
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Monday November 3rd
8:20PM
Dear Diary,
my only showbiz connections are Jon Voight and Heidi from 'The Hills'
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Saturday November 1st
11:58PM
Dear Diary,
Read more about my only showbiz connections are Jon Voight and Heidi from 'The Hills'
Jesus H. Christ wasn’t Jesus HUSSEIN Christ
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Tuesday October 21st
6:06PM
Dear Diary,
Many rumors thrown around that opponent is actually Messiah returned to earth in second coming (encouraged by Barack himself, no doubt) Little does Senator Bill-Ayers-BFF realize he is a False Messiah; as Jesus himself predicted, "false Christs and false prophets will arise and will show great signs and wonders, so as to mislead, if possible, even the elect” (Matthew 24:24)
Also little does democratic ticket know I was careful not only to seek out TRUE messiah, but to include her on my ticket…
Don’t worry, Tina—WHEN I become president, I’ll gladly send you to Mars (you too, Colin)
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October 19th, 2008
1:43 PM
Dear Diary,
As not a debate night, was unable to force self to stay up late enough to see Governor Palin on Saturday Night Live. Luckily (or unluckily) Daughter Meghan said nearly every website on internets posted video, and was able to pull one up for me this morning.