Wednesday October 16^th

11:35PM

Dear Diary,

Final debate a blow-out win! Put that Harvard whipper-snapper in his place, maverick-style! Just high-fived everyone on campaign bus! Haven’t felt this fired up since appearance on The View! Campaign resurrected! Here comes Rick with the poll results now, I’m sure they will be…

…

Huh.

Cindy says I may have gotten worked up and come off as slightest bit “arrogant”. I mean arrogant, seems that use of air quotes as learned from Friends not completely accurate. Apparently highly “inappropriate” to use them while discussing health of expectant women, in any context.

At least am SURE scored some points with Joe the Plumber bit! What no one knows is Joe the Plumber actually a plant: Joe Lieberman wearing bald cap and heels. Face lift has rendered him unrecognizable; owed me a favor after I suggested it. Wish he would have been bit more creative with name, but beggars can’t be choosers. Rick claims tad bit of stretch to say plumber making $250,000, but figure that’s on lower end of middle class makes these days, if rich pull $5 million.

Ah well. May take a day or two for straight-talkin message to sink in with voters but am a patient man. Waited long time for this chance, and No. One. Is. Gonna. Mess. It. Up. Period.

Maverick, over and out.

John