Jesus H. Christ wasn’t Jesus HUSSEIN Christ

Tuesday October 21^st

6:06PM

Dear Diary,

Many rumors thrown around that opponent is actually Messiah returned to earth in second coming (encouraged by Barack himself, no doubt) Little does Senator Bill-Ayers-BFF realize he is a False Messiah; as Jesus himself predicted, "false Christs and false prophets will arise and will show great signs and wonders, so as to mislead, if possible, even the elect” (Matthew 24:24)

Also little does democratic ticket know I was careful not only to seek out TRUE messiah, but to include her on my ticket…

Think about it! Makes complete sense. Both Jesus and Governor Palin came from backwater towns of great empires; Nazareth being small and unimportant “bump in the road,” basically Wasilla of New Testament times. Both baptized into public ministry by older, prophet-like figures named John. Liberal Media Elite clearly Pharisees of modern times, persecuting Messiah for His (Her) message that end of days is at hand.

I know Gov. Palin has taken lot of flack for belief apocalypse is nigh, but look at evidence! The “end” supposed to be preceded by “Tribulation”; if current worldwide economic crisis isn’t tribulation, I don’t know what is. God clearly reveals his will through her, as she knows He was real driving force behind Iraq war (NOT Cheney) and commands us to build pipeline in Alaska .

Plus, if Alaska is truly refuge for faithful at end of days, will be useful to have someone in White House who knows her way around the state.

Maverick, over and out.

John