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Ancient history, my friend.
If phase 1 is denial, what phase is the blame game?
WTF America?!
Twas the night before the election, and the campaign's almost done; y'all better vote GOP tomorrow, cause Sarah's got a gun
my only showbiz connections are Jon Voight and Heidi from 'The Hills'
The maverick out-mavericked
Attack of the average Joes
Jesus H. Christ wasn’t Jesus HUSSEIN Christ
Don’t worry, Tina—WHEN I become president, I’ll gladly send you to Mars (you too, Colin)
Dear Dave: I didn't have to show up at all, you little jerk
Secret Weapon: Joe the Plumber
Expecting the Unexpected
Paris Hilton 08
THS Miss Alaska
"That One"
Hello, My Friends!